April 2013
8 posts
society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
woman: okay.
society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
woman: still seems pretty awful.
society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
woman:
society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
woman:
society:
woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
society:
woman:
society: what third option?
woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.
February 2013
1 post
January 2013
1 post
The last Twilight movie comes out this month. It's...
robotcobras:
abortedslunk:
aplacecalledorange:
I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.
JUST ALL THAT HE IS.
I mean
LOOK
Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.
I just
I’m going to miss this
He is my favourite not-vampire
Respect +10000, level up.
December 2012
1 post
October 2012
14 posts
a haiku about internet friendship
gazzalovesu:
thereichenbachgames:
why do you live there across the world from me fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
September 2012
16 posts
The Maternity Leave Myth →
panasonicyouth:
stfuconservatives:
bookling-stormborn:
bitchslap-barbie:
stfuconservatives:
amberlysays:
girlwithalessonplan:
wiinga:
stfuconservatives:
Hey, American uterus owners: want to be completely put off by the idea of ever procreating? Then read this expose in the NY Post about how many women have gotten screwed by our country’s Stone Age maternity leave policies.
In...
Graduating Hogwarts →
taff1973:
shaebay:
charminggoats:
bunn1:
rhymingteelookatme:
nothisiscarlie:
thefoxxybenedict:
riddlemetom:
Catherine, Hufflepuff, graduated with bad grades and becomes a wandmaker.
Benedict, Ravenclaw, graduated with satisfying grades and becomes Hogwarts’ headmaster.
Carlie, Gryffindor, graduated with bad grades and works in Weasley Wizard Wheezes.
Laura, Hufflepuff,...
“I don’t want to be a feminist anymore. Like a five-year-old, I want to close my...”
– I don’t want to be a feminist anymore | Feministing (via colporteur)
“I don’t want to be a feminist anymore. Like a five-year-old, I want to close my...”
– I don’t want to be a feminist anymore | Feministing (via colporteur)
August 2012
12 posts
“I do not believe that just because you’re opposed to abortion, that that makes...”
– Sister Joan Chittister, Catholic Nun (via timehasflewn)
holy shit i love this quote
(via glitter-femin1sts)
I vote we stop using the term “pro-life” and change to “pro-birth”, and every time someone asks “What does that mean?”, you can explain this and the other racialized, classist, misogynist,...
“welcooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...”
– Dylan Saunders in A Very Potter Musical (via blaineboughtcheesecake)
Now I'm really curious...Reblog this if you're 20...
nothingbutthedreams:
thingsbysophieblog:
the-differentiator:
girlprince:
barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark:
isnarniainyournose:
zombielove74:
The lack of notes.
reporting. 20-somethings can’t be that rare a breed.
cough
I’ll be 22 in less than a month…!
24 soon, I feel old for some reason, like I am 28 or some shit. Also I feel like I should have achieved something by now
...
geomestache:
consulting-ranger:
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