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nothingbutthedreams: marchingstars: New Amanda Palmer song...

fuckyeahembroidery — Sat, 06 Apr 2013 17:12:28 +0100

marchingstars:

New Amanda Palmer song that she played at the British Library show tonight- a ukelele anthem!

Flipping adorable. There should be more ukulele anthems in the world.

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fuckyeahembroidery — Sat, 06 Apr 2013 14:48:25 +0100

wordofnerd: Nerdy Knits OR Things I’m Not Allowed To Make My...

fuckyeahembroidery — Sat, 06 Apr 2013 12:24:34 +0100

Pattern by Kristy Lothian

Pattern by Swallowed By Sky

Maker unknown? but available on Ravelry

By Bees Knees Knitting

By tiny own knits

By Mevvsan's Charming Crafts

wordofnerd:

Nerdy Knits OR Things I’m Not Allowed To Make My Boyfriend Wear.

Credit provided in the captions.

And, yes, I’m just as surprised as you are that I have a boyfriend.

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fuckyeahembroidery — Fri, 05 Apr 2013 17:12:18 +0100

beardstofuck: m

fuckyeahembroidery — Fri, 05 Apr 2013 14:48:25 +0100

beardstofuck:

*m*

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fuckyeahembroidery — Fri, 05 Apr 2013 12:24:25 +0100

society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.

fuckyeahembroidery — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 23:54:28 +0100

society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
woman: okay.
society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
woman: still seems pretty awful.
society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
woman:
society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
woman:
society:
woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
society:
woman:
society: what third option?
woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

fuckyeahembroidery: By Mer-ow Cuddle Companion: Sexy Man...

fuckyeahembroidery — Wed, 03 Apr 2013 14:48:19 +0100

fuckyeahembroidery:

By Mer-ow

Cuddle Companion: Sexy Man Pillow!

Look at my blog to see many more shots of him and up close details!!! There is a jean pocket on his back for your “Secret sexy stash!”

He’s got stubble, chest hair (which feels real!!!), tattoos, luscious hair, blue eyes and a big package ;-)

Also, it’s available for purchase, your very own custom made-to-order sexy man pillow on my ETSY SHOP!!

-Kjersti Faret

sugarharlot: welovedita:exposethisbitch: “My biggest fear is...

fuckyeahembroidery — Sun, 10 Feb 2013 12:24:29 +0000

sugarharlot:

welovedita:exposethisbitch:

“My biggest fear is falling for a man who wants a modern, minimalist interior.”

- Dita Von Teese

The last Twilight movie comes out this month. It's time for a Robert Pattinson Tumblr roundup!

fuckyeahembroidery — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 00:36:25 +0000

robotcobras:

abortedslunk:

aplacecalledorange:

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean

LOOK

Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

I just

I’m going to miss this

He is my favourite not-vampire

Respect +10000, level up.

gocookyourself: The Year In Cooking The notes are in! Here are...

fuckyeahembroidery — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 19:36:29 +0000

gocookyourself:

The Year In Cooking

The notes are in! Here are your favourite recipes of 2012…

NUTELLA & Marshmallow French Toast

OH Oh Oreo Cheesecake

QUATTRO Formaggi Macaroni

GARLIC Breath Bread

BASTARD Hangover Bagel

COME back for more tasty treats in 2013

HUGS

GO COOK YOURSELF

nothingbutthedreams: slothturtle: karminaburana: Roy:...

fuckyeahembroidery — Mon, 15 Oct 2012 17:01:17 +0100

nothingbutthedreams:

slothturtle:

karminaburana:

Roy: There’s nothing left for him.
Alexandria: His daughter.
Roy: He wasn’t her father, either.
Alexandria: She loves him.

Lpee peace crying… my feelings…

What is this thing?

And then I drown in my own tears.

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fuckyeahembroidery — Mon, 15 Oct 2012 14:10:51 +0100

the-mad-curator: A Parisian apartment left untouched for over...

fuckyeahembroidery — Mon, 15 Oct 2012 12:20:44 +0100

the-mad-curator:

A Parisian apartment left untouched for over 70 years was discovered in the quartier of Pigalle a few summers ago and I’ve been meaning to share the pictures with you. Time to unlock the vault …

The owner of this apartment, Mrs. De Florian left Paris just before the rumblings of World War II broke out in Europe. She closed up her shutters and left for the South of France, never to return to the city again. Seven decades later she passed away at the age of 91. It was only when her heirs enlisted professionals to make an inventory of the Parisian apartment she left behind, that this time capsule was finally unlocked.

The team that had the honor of opening what must have been a very stiff old lock for the first time in 70 years, likened the experience to ‘stumbling into the castle of sleeping beauty’. The smell of dust, the cobwebs, the silence, was overwhelming; a once in a lifetime experience.

There is a further twist to the story. In the apartment a painting of familiar style was discovered of a beautiful woman in pink. One of the inventory team members suspected this might be a very important piece of treasure. Along with the painting, they also found stacks of old love letters tied with colored ribbon.

With some expert historical opinion, the ribbon-bound love letters were quickly recognized as the calling card of none other than Giovanni Boldini, one of Paris’ most important painters of the Belle Époque. The painting was his. The beautiful woman pictured in the painting was Mrs. de Florian’s grand-mother, Marthe de Florian, a beautiful French actress and socialite of the Belle Époque. She was Boldini’s muse. And, despite him being a married man, she was also his lover. The art world went a bit nutty for the whole story and the painting was later sold for $3 million at auction.

morbid-musing: berzrkerraeg: toughtink: thecavedwellingvampire...

fuckyeahembroidery — Thu, 11 Oct 2012 15:24:06 +0100

morbid-musing:

berzrkerraeg:

toughtink:

thecavedwellingvampire:

Why do I not have one of these? My life would be forever made!

I am never going to let anyone tell me I draw too many straps on a person anymore after seeing this.

I need one.

Can you imagine desperately needing a piss though?

thelandslide-willbringyoudown: Beautiful Looking forward to...

fuckyeahembroidery — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 17:03:15 +0100

thelandslide-willbringyoudown:

Beautiful

Looking forward to Frankenweenie!

notthebattleofwaterloo: via dolliecrave This is my life.

fuckyeahembroidery — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 14:42:57 +0100

notthebattleofwaterloo:

via dolliecrave

This is my life.

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fuckyeahembroidery — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 12:00:48 +0100

a haiku about internet friendship

fuckyeahembroidery — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 19:31:57 +0100

gazzalovesu:

thereichenbachgames:

why do you live there
across the world from me
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

File under: one of my favorite things ever.

fuckyeahembroidery — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 17:09:35 +0100

File under: one of my favorite things ever.